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'How much are your upside-down cakes? 99p.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

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Beer Stall

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Sweet surprise.

Bottle Distillery

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Little chef.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Patissier

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Cookery Lesson.

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

My dad makes his own beer.

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

Tea Snob.

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Pollsters

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

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