Baking Teacher T-Shirts

'The dog ate my homework.'

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'Mary had a little lamb - with mint jelly.'

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Little chef.

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

Cookery Lesson.

Patissier

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

Cooking with Pierre

"First you make a roux."

"When you're through with dessert dinners ready"

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

Treble

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'