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'The dog ate my homework.'

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'Mary had a little lamb - with mint jelly.'

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Little chef.

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

Cooking with Pierre

Cookery Lesson.

Patissier

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Bake off: Flan B

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

Treble

"When you're through with dessert dinners ready"

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

Bow