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"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

"The Christmas cake I baked for the church raffle is in the kitchen, I'll go and get it."

Patissier

"Apparently, Paul Hollywood used to be called Paul Hollywoodland."

Jack of all trades

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Viola player coming through!"

WHACK!

Quartet of chefs.

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

Onion Tears

'Are you done yet?'

Computer Music

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

'The chef says sorry but he doesn't do rare.'

Pollsters

'How much are your upside-down cakes? 99p.'

Spatula Conductor

Cake Writer's Block

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

The Cartoonist's armoury

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

Mr. Pinch and Ruth unconscious of a visitor

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

Mum's Baking is best!

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

The Violin Artist

'That brush - how many dpi?'

'Embarrassing me won't get you out of 'fondue night' Harold!'

'Do you have something a little more masculine in an apron?'

'You've had enough.'