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"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

"The Christmas cake I baked for the church raffle is in the kitchen, I'll go and get it."

Patissier

"Apparently, Paul Hollywood used to be called Paul Hollywoodland."

Jack of all trades

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"Viola player coming through!"

WHACK!

Quartet of chefs.

'Are you done yet?'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

Onion Tears

Computer Music

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

'How much are your upside-down cakes? 99p.'

Spatula Conductor

Pollsters

'The chef says sorry but he doesn't do rare.'

Emeril John Lagassé III caricature

Mr. Pinch and Ruth unconscious of a visitor

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

"Yes, you could have cooked it, but you didn't."

Mum's Baking is best!

Cake Writer's Block

The Cartoonist's armoury

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Gordon Ramsay

'That brush - how many dpi?'

'Embarrassing me won't get you out of 'fondue night' Harold!'