Brew Maestro T-Shirts

'You've had enough.'

'I've been asked to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Life is complicated. Ordering coffee should be, too."

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Toadstools

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Beer Stall

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Bottle Distillery

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"Viola player coming through!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'Are you done yet?'

Patissier

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

My dad makes his own beer.

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Pasteur, in an early attempt to prevent wine from turning sour...pours sugar into the casks.

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

Tea Snob.

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

Can I get you another coffee?