Brew-master Wannabe T-Shirts

'I'm not sure this home-brew franchise of yours is a good thing.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Toadstools

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Beer Stall

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Bottle Distillery

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'You've had enough!'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

My dad makes his own beer.

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

Beer Lunch

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

Tea Snob.

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

Pasteur, in an early attempt to prevent wine from turning sour...pours sugar into the casks.

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!