Novelty Pillows

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Relax, just watch out for his left hook."

Whack-a-Dog

Advocado

Eskimo putting food in a refrigerator

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

'Here y'go. Keep in touch.'

Man takes umbrella out of scabbard.

The dawn of the...Iron Age.

Woman weighs herself on scales, holding helium balloons.

Leaking 'waterbed of nails'.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Urinal Danger.

Cloud Hang

"So, what's this I hear about your penis?"

The Grumpometer.

Dog Walking Services

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

'It's getting worse, Doctor - Now he's SLEEP-drinking!'

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

Alternative road signing.

'It's the latest thing. I got him done at www.snuffed and stuffed.com!'

The Wooden Spoon Company

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'This could be interesting.' (bird breaking out of an egg using a saw).

Cupid's mistake

The annual convention for invisible men "Looks like nobody showed up!"

Ball Pool Peril

"Think outside the cage!"

Bumper Limos

Self-sevice

Hay Rides $10

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"