Novelty Hunter Pillows

Young and old women wearing novelty hand-print t-shirts.

Raincloud Umbrella

"Do you have anything newer and more useless?"

Coffee with tourist discount.

'I realize you want to be challenged when you hunt, but hunting with a butter knife in your boxers may be a little too challenging.'

Seen Them All Mall!

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Dog Walking Services

'Cannonball!'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Crap from the future.

Advocado

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Hay Rides $10

Useless add-ons.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Mohammad's motors

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.