Novelty Hunter T-Shirts

Young and old women wearing novelty hand-print t-shirts.

Raincloud Umbrella

"Do you have anything newer and more useless?"

Coffee with tourist discount.

'I realize you want to be challenged when you hunt, but hunting with a butter knife in your boxers may be a little too challenging.'

Seen Them All Mall!

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Dog Walking Services

'Cannonball!'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Advocado

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Hay Rides $10

Useless add-ons.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Mohammad's motors

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."