Novelty Project Seeker T-Shirts

'Why do you always bid on projects in the coldest places possible?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

' A good idea '

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Robotic Man

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Raincloud Umbrella

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Crap from the future.

Robots In The Boardroom

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Useless add-ons.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"Early model of baggage claim"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Boom

"I'm Necessity and this is my son, Invention."

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

'What kind of a mission statement is that?'

Breakthrough

Innovation & Calculation