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"Of course it's square! It would roll away if it wasn't!"

'Haven't you ever heard of a luxury model?'

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

Dogs must be on leash.

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

"To accompany a dish of Fire Ants, I would recommend a Chateau Condat 92..."

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

"No, but maybe if you came with us the wizard would give you 50p for a cup of tea!"

'It's the Funeral March. Pretty cool, huh?'

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

The Sweet Tooth

Man stranded on a desert island using a metal detector on the beach

The dawn of the...Iron Age.

Gavin sends his Pet Rock to a rock concert.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'They're small but cheap.'

It's Oog's latest invention — the 'thumb-hitter.'

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.

This Sunday: Bobble-head give-away!

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

"For a great day's sleep you can't beat out new line of memory foam coffins."

"Even We've Never Heard of Us" paper towels.s

A duck in a bathtub

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'