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"Of course it's square! It would roll away if it wasn't!"

'Haven't you ever heard of a luxury model?'

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

The Day the Tiny Homes Craze Got Completely Out of Control

Dogs must be on leash.

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

"I guess we never should've put Ned and Betty in there together."

"To accompany a dish of Fire Ants, I would recommend a Chateau Condat 92..."

Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

"No, but maybe if you came with us the wizard would give you 50p for a cup of tea!"

'It's the Funeral March. Pretty cool, huh?'

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

The Sweet Tooth

Man stranded on a desert island using a metal detector on the beach

The dawn of the...Iron Age.

Gavin sends his Pet Rock to a rock concert.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'They're small but cheap.'

It's Oog's latest invention — the 'thumb-hitter.'

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.

This Sunday: Bobble-head give-away!

Teddy's teacher wants to see us. She says he made disturbing comments in class. Odd. It's not like him. Tree's Trees. I don't know how to break this to you, but

Bookstore Information. Where are your books on tape? Let me check. I'm sure we stuck them around here somewhere.

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

"For a great day's sleep you can't beat out new line of memory foam coffins."

"Even We've Never Heard of Us" paper towels.s

A duck in a bathtub

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride