Novelty Hiker T-Shirts

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Dog Walking Services

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Raincloud Umbrella

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'What clan do you belong to?'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Advocado

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Hay Rides $10

Useless add-ons.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Putting Practice.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Mohammad's motors

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Toenail clipping missile.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Goldie Locks and the three beers.