Cookery Aficionado Mugs

'Just like mother used to make.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Domestic Goddess.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Tension filled the tent.

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Cake Friday!

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Baker Romance

'I was in the catering corps.'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."