Culinary Collector Gifts

'I know, Frank. Marge has all of the cook books, but she's dyslexic.'

"We've got 749 cookbooks...why are we eating cheese on toast?"

Come dine with me!

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

Party time.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'Men's cooking'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

Posh Easter Egg

Cook in the cookery section.

Seminal moments in Chicken History

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

A man with a sign that reads "Secret of my chili $1".

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

The kitchen at Abel Cottage

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

She found baking helped enormously.

'My French is not so good.'

Cooking without Jamie Oliver

Michel Roux Jr

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I misplaced a decimal point in the cookbook.'

'Hey it's a recipe for coconut cakes!'