Culinary Collectors Gifts

"That commemorates the best slice in midtown."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Party time.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Posh Easter Egg

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

Michel Roux Jr

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

'My French is not so good.'

'I'm afraid we only publish A list celebrity cookbooks.'

Chicken soup for the soul of the chicken in the soup.

Books - 'Cooking a duck' & 'Ducking a cook'.

A girl with a trolley full of antiques.

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

'Care to form a splinter group?'

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

Diversity...

'Someone added chocolate chips to all my recipe files. Do you know anything about that?'

'Amazing - No sooner do we invent cooking than we get the first celebrity chef.'

''Mediterranean cooking', well we've got Jamie Oliver, Delia Smith, Gordon Ramsay and some Italian I've never heard of...'

"You always seem to get good grades in Show and Tell."

"I'm sorry, due to budget cuts we had to reduce kitchen staff."

Welcome to the Valley of the Shadow of Death

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

'Buy old masters, they hold their value better than old mistresses.'