Culinary Collectors Pillows

"That commemorates the best slice in midtown."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Snowmen Around The World...

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

Party time.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Posh Easter Egg

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

'My French is not so good.'

Cooking without Jamie Oliver

Michel Roux Jr

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

'I'm afraid we only publish A list celebrity cookbooks.'

Chicken soup for the soul of the chicken in the soup.

Books - 'Cooking a duck' & 'Ducking a cook'.

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

A girl with a trolley full of antiques.

'Care to form a splinter group?'

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

Diversity...

'Someone added chocolate chips to all my recipe files. Do you know anything about that?'

''Mediterranean cooking', well we've got Jamie Oliver, Delia Smith, Gordon Ramsay and some Italian I've never heard of...'

"I'm sorry, due to budget cuts we had to reduce kitchen staff."

'Amazing - No sooner do we invent cooking than we get the first celebrity chef.'

"You always seem to get good grades in Show and Tell."

Welcome to the Valley of the Shadow of Death

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

"This can't be right..."