Cutlery Collectors Pillows

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

Tupperware Wolf

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

A Fork-lift.

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Origin of the 'spork'

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

The nurse held up a beautiful baby knork... needless to say, the spoon was devastated.'

Swiss excalibur...

The Spoonish Inquisition

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

There's a fork in the road.

Fork reading newspaper

Never Bring a Knife to a Gun Fight

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

Love cutlery

Surgeons using a Swiss Army Knife.

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'