Cutlery Collectors Pillows

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Tupperware Wolf

'It's a spork!'

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

A Fork-lift.

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

Origin of the 'spork'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

The nurse held up a beautiful baby knork... needless to say, the spoon was devastated.'

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

The Spoonish Inquisition

Swiss excalibur...

'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'

There's a fork in the road.

Fork reading newspaper

Dennis's fear of sharp objects was well founded on his recent trip down memory lane."

Never Bring a Knife to a Gun Fight

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

Love cutlery

The Spoonish Inquisition - 'Talk or die fork!'

Granted. On a picnic I can appreciate the convenience of chopsporks.

Knife splits newly weds on wedding cake