Utensil Collectors Pillows

"They've run out of forks again."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Posh Easter Egg

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

'It's a spork!'

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

A Fork-lift.

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

All Major Cash Honored.

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

The Spoonish Inquisition

Swiss excalibur...

Sports Memorabilia. It's not an autograph. It's a drawing scribbled by Mickey Mantle. A Yankee doodle!

"I brought a new can opener, but let's save the old one in case we ever need a broken can opener."

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'

There's a fork in the road.

Knife splits newly weds on wedding cake

Fork reading newspaper

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

Love cutlery

Granted. On a picnic I can appreciate the convenience of chopsporks.

Dennis's fear of sharp objects was well founded on his recent trip down memory lane."