Utensil Collectors Pillows

"They've run out of forks again."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Posh Easter Egg

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

A Fork-lift.

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

All Major Cash Honored.

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

The Spoonish Inquisition

Swiss excalibur...

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

"I brought a new can opener, but let's save the old one in case we ever need a broken can opener."

There's a fork in the road.

Knife splits newly weds on wedding cake

Fork reading newspaper

Dennis's fear of sharp objects was well founded on his recent trip down memory lane."

Swiss Army General.

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

Love cutlery