Novelty Utensil Collector Pillows

Clown on bike.

Hay Rides $10

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

Fossil record player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

The Hammer

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

A crab with a utility knife claw

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Lavatory Waterfall

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'These new metal detectors are great!'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

Newest items from the cooler image

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'