Novelty Utensil Collector Gifts

Granted. On a picnic I can appreciate the convenience of chopsporks.

Clown on bike.

Hay Rides $10

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Fossil record player.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

The Hammer

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

A crab with a utility knife claw

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Lavatory Waterfall

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'These new metal detectors are great!'

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Med School Mascots.

Newest items from the cooler image

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

'It's a spork!'

Monkey Business

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'