Cutlery Collector Gifts

A Fork-lift.

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

'Evolution....the modern elephant.'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'Don't pay attention to him, it's just Atheist Spoon.'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

It's my Sporn and Hork!

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

Love cutlery

"Fork wit!"

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

"If you're really man's best friend, how come your food never comes with cutlery?"

'It's a spork!'

Fork reading newspaper

'That kid just said because my parents are a dish and a fork, that makes me a DORK.'

Lonely fork looking for friends.

"Should we start without him?"

'This is not what I meant last night when I asked you to spoon me.'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

"You really created a stir coming here."

'Which is it, spoon or fork? Talk or die spork!'

'Is it true? Was I really delivered by the SPORK???'

A Magician's X-Ray

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

Crucifix Spoon

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

"Can we talk about something other than the utensil drawer?"

"The fork Luke...Use the fork."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Harry?... Is that you?"

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."