Cutlery Gifts

'Not sport. It's an old 'spork' injury. I jabbed myself eating mellon balls.'

Spork

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Culinary surgery.

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

"It's all about compromise. He's not dishwasher safe and I'm not microwave safe, but we make it work."

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

A Fork-lift.

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Origin of the 'spork'

Caution: Fork in road ahead.

Columbus At Home...'A Spoon!'

Flatware Follies.

The nurse held up a beautiful baby knork... needless to say, the spoon was devastated.'

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

The Spoonish Inquisition

"So much to do... so little time."

"You were warned about inter-utensil relationships."

JERRY SPRINGER'S GUESTS TODAY

There's a fork in the road.

Pop-up toaster.