Cutlery Pillows

"The fork Luke...Use the fork."

'Not sport. It's an old 'spork' injury. I jabbed myself eating mellon balls.'

Spork

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

'I love it when you spoon me.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Showing off the good china 3-7 pm.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Culinary surgery.

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

"It's all about compromise. He's not dishwasher safe and I'm not microwave safe, but we make it work."

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

'It's a spork!'

A Fork-lift.

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Origin of the 'spork'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Caution: Fork in road ahead.

Columbus At Home...'A Spoon!'

Flatware Follies.

The nurse held up a beautiful baby knork... needless to say, the spoon was devastated.'

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

"You were warned about inter-utensil relationships."

Who wants to lick the swatters.

"So much to do... so little time."

The Spoonish Inquisition

JERRY SPRINGER'S GUESTS TODAY