Cutlery Maker Pillows

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

'I love it when you spoon me.'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

Culinary surgery.

'You complete me.'

'It's a spork!'

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

A Fork-lift.

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Origin of the 'spork'

The History of Anti-stick

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Caution: Fork in road ahead.

Columbus At Home...'A Spoon!'

Flatware Follies.

The nurse held up a beautiful baby knork... needless to say, the spoon was devastated.'

The Spoonish Inquisition

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

There's a fork in the road.

"If anyone ever asks...it's hard to eat soup with a fork."

The Spoonish Inquisition - 'Talk or die fork!'

Love cutlery

Fork reading newspaper

'This is not what I meant last night when I asked you to spoon me.'

What salt shakers find amusing

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"

'I'm sorry Jane, but this time your anthropomorphism has gone too far.'

"If you're really man's best friend, how come your food never comes with cutlery?"

'Which is it, spoon or fork? Talk or die spork!'

'Is it true? Was I really delivered by the SPORK???'

"Should we start without him?"