Cutlery Fan Pillows

Caution: Fork in road ahead.

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Ode to a Grill

Non-Humble Pie.

"Fridge-to-table"

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"Does it come with magnets?"

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

'The Search ended today when the authorities traced the runaway pair. . .'

Curling Rocks!

Wall Cluck.

"Just give us the numbers... and don't sugar-coat it."

Origin of the 'spork'

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

Flatware Follies.

'Fish fresh?' 'I don't know I've only been here two weeks .'

Rep-Tiles.

Ducks on Trucks

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

Cow Cow Plops.

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

'Yum Yum Bakery - a subsidiary of Slim-Down Weight Loss Centres.'

'I like making pastry. It gets your hands clean.'

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

'I hope we have the spelling test early, while I'm still under the influence of my alphabet cereal.'

You're late!

'You know, I wouldn't mind all this fiber if I could smoke it.'