Comedic Cutlery Fan Pillows

Flatware Follies.

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

An expedition to get ice for the party.

Caution: Fork in road ahead.

The End is Near. Have A Cone.

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

'You wish, Timmy.'

Gatorade!

Scuba Skater

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

Health Conscious Halloween

"I would like organic milk!"

"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."

Dr. Potato Head

"I'm sorry, but I made a big mistake by running off with you. I'm really in love with the fork."

Reasons to be glad you're not a werewolf.

"It was too good to be true when the old cat died! They're just back from the shelter with a kitten..."

'If your intention was to hurt my feelings, mission accomplished.'

'Please help yourselves to the salad bar, folks.'

Santa crawling out of log burning stove.

"Don't men look hideous without their wallets?

"I thought you only came once a year."

"Hi! I'm Bob the chartreuse investment armadillo."

'The complex,yes, the inferiority, no.'

Island visit.

"... Anyway, as I was saying before we hit that iceberg..."

Artist paints an angel.

"Not up the way, you idiot! Across the way!"

Elf Help

"Aye captain, a strange one and no mistake, but he'll be sorely missed by the lads!"