Comedic Cutlery Fan Gifts

Flatware Follies.

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

An expedition to get ice for the party.

Caution: Fork in road ahead.

The End is Near. Have A Cone.

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

'You wish, Timmy.'

Gatorade!

Scuba Skater

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

Health Conscious Halloween

"I would like organic milk!"

"Now, let's try a Waltz. Don't worry about me though, I'm wearing safety boots..."

'If your intention was to hurt my feelings, mission accomplished.'

Reasons to be glad you're not a werewolf.

"I'm sorry, but I made a big mistake by running off with you. I'm really in love with the fork."

"It was too good to be true when the old cat died! They're just back from the shelter with a kitten..."

Dr. Potato Head

'Trampoline...pogo stick...got any other genius ideas?'

'Please help yourselves to the salad bar, folks.'

Santa crawling out of log burning stove.

"Don't men look hideous without their wallets?

"I thought you only came once a year."

'The complex,yes, the inferiority, no.'

Island visit.

The one song banned in the workshop. What did I say about playing "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" where Mrs. Claus can hear it?!

"Hi! I'm Bob the chartreuse investment armadillo."

"... Anyway, as I was saying before we hit that iceberg..."

Artist paints an angel.

"Not up the way, you idiot! Across the way!"

Elf Help

"Aye captain, a strange one and no mistake, but he'll be sorely missed by the lads!"