Comedic Art Fan Gifts

"Not up the way, you idiot! Across the way!"

"Don't men look hideous without their wallets?

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

'If your intention was to hurt my feelings, mission accomplished.'

"Aye captain, a strange one and no mistake, but he'll be sorely missed by the lads!"

Artist paints an angel.

"He's forever checking his messages."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

Mermaid Art

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

The African Plains during the 70's.

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

"I knew you'd understand."

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

Pisa and sons.

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

"I'm so disappointed, because I thought it was a new C&A."

Watering rooftop lawn floods building.

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'