Comedic Arts Aficionado Gifts

Karate

Wedding Day Itinerary.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

The African Plains during the 70's.

Jumble Sale

"I knew you'd understand."

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"It's taken her years to develop that naive, spontaneous, style."

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'..the sound of no hands clapping...'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

Rollercoaster police chase.

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'Gentlemen, it's time to face the truth - we have absolutely no idea what we're supposed to do'

Drawing board disaster.

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

"I'm under a restraining order."

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

'Could you give me bigger tits?'