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"Quiet please. No loud ties permitted."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Choose, Fenster

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'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'It's Blurred.'

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

Sleigh Ride

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'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

'In an unexpected development, an illegal alien won 'American Idol.''

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

'As you can see, the region is full of investment opportunities.'

The violin lesson

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

"Well, technically, he's supposed to draw the sword from the stone....but I'm not going to argue the point."

A guy is looking at his car that's about to go over some falls.

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

'Binocular, infra-red camera, directional microphone: Let's go and do some stalking...'

"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.