Comedic Style Aficionado Prints

"Quiet please. No loud ties permitted."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Choose, Fenster

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

'It's Blurred.'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

"We're gonna need a bigger comic."

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

'All You Can Eat Wings.'

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

Sleigh Ride

'In an unexpected development, an illegal alien won 'American Idol.''

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

'As you can see, the region is full of investment opportunities.'

The violin lesson

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

A guy is looking at his car that's about to go over some falls.

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."

'Binocular, infra-red camera, directional microphone: Let's go and do some stalking...'

"Well, technically, he's supposed to draw the sword from the stone....but I'm not going to argue the point."