Bakery Fan Pillows

'Yum Yum Bakery - a subsidiary of Slim-Down Weight Loss Centres.'

'Either currents have wings or there's a fly in this bun!'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

Ducks on Trucks

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Desert Island BBQ

'More bubbles!'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Important Food Groups

Hamlet

Non-Humble Pie.

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'If you're out of quarterly earnings, I'll take the assets and liabilities breakdown.'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"I'm a monster."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

Cake Walk.

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

Placier.

'The Gingerbread man meets the Frozen Waffler.'

Baker

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

'Well, Tom, your blood sugar is way too high!'

Cow Cow Plops.

'I like making pastry. It gets your hands clean.'

'It looks like bacon and eggs, but it's 100% bran.'

'Well, if you won't take us to the circus - Can we have a barbeque?'

"How many, 'This will go right to my hips' in a jelly donut?"

'Make Mother's Day shopping a piece of cake.'