Baking Fan Pillows

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"I'm a monster."

'Well, Tom, your blood sugar is way too high!'

'I knew you were coming so I baked a cake.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Desert Island BBQ

'More bubbles!'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Ode to a Grill

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Non-Humble Pie.

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Cake Walk.

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

Ducks on Trucks

'I like making pastry. It gets your hands clean.'

'Yum Yum Bakery - a subsidiary of Slim-Down Weight Loss Centres.'

'Well, if you won't take us to the circus - Can we have a barbeque?'

Gustav Klimt

Gingerbread House: Green Building Award - Baked by Elves in Solar Ovens.

'The bill, you're joking! I never used to pay my mum.'

"Dad said that he's going to carve the pumpkin this year!"

Paris is baffled - how did the best French secret agent "blow" his cover?

"Oh man. Tia Carmen's making that soup with all those weird vegetables."

The Kings Head.

'Either currents have wings or there's a fly in this bun!'

'I was going to rob the bank next door...but that lovely aroma brought me in here!'

Toast Coming To Work

"Not at all. We're just breeding contempt."