Solar Baking Fan Pillows

Gingerbread House: Green Building Award - Baked by Elves in Solar Ovens.

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'More bubbles!'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Barbeque Casualty.

Ode to a Grill

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Recycling bottle bank.

"I'm a monster."

Penguin Remote

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'It takes all day to eat it.'

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

'Well, Tom, your blood sugar is way too high!'

Renewable Energy

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

'Thanks but no, you know us cats: We love to sunbathe but hate getting wet...'

Ducks on Trucks

The Dark Side of the Moon.

'Yum Yum Bakery - a subsidiary of Slim-Down Weight Loss Centres.'

"I'll open my weather app to see if it's snowing."

"The latest weapon of mass destruction invented by the humans is solar powered."

"On the plus side, all the ingredients are local."