Solar Baking Fan Gifts

Gingerbread House: Green Building Award - Baked by Elves in Solar Ovens.

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'More bubbles!'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Barbeque Casualty.

Ode to a Grill

Turtle Trailer Court

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Penguin Remote

"I'm a monster."

Recycling bottle bank.

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'It takes all day to eat it.'

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'Well, Tom, your blood sugar is way too high!'

Renewable Energy

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

Ducks on Trucks

'Thanks but no, you know us cats: We love to sunbathe but hate getting wet...'

The Dark Side of the Moon.

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

'Yum Yum Bakery - a subsidiary of Slim-Down Weight Loss Centres.'

"I'll open my weather app to see if it's snowing."

"Have you tried using one of these?"

"On the plus side, all the ingredients are local."