Solar Energy Fan Gifts

Solar bear.

"The latest weapon of mass destruction invented by the humans is solar powered."

Solar Frankenstein

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

A woman waters her plants which include a spider plant, a tiny hydroelectric plant, a tiny coal burning plant, a tiny nuclear plant, and a philodendron.

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

Renewable Energy

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

Sphinx with lightbulb head powered by the sun.

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

'It's a Dyson wind turbine.'

The Dark Side of the Moon.

'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...'

Solar powered defibrillator

Car on bike.

Duracell bunny joins marching drummers

'I can hear it ringing, so my new super mini-maxi phone must be here somewhere...'

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

Gingerbread House: Green Building Award - Baked by Elves in Solar Ovens.

"The beer should be cold in two hours."

Solar energy

"Solar energy? How are they going to sink a test well on the sun?"