Renewable Energy Fan Gifts

'Have you discovered a source of renewable energy?'

Solar Frankenstein

"No you hear me correctly, I'm a solar bear"

A woman waters her plants which include a spider plant, a tiny hydroelectric plant, a tiny coal burning plant, a tiny nuclear plant, and a philodendron.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Maybe we should stick to sitting on power lines.

'It's a Dyson wind turbine.'

'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...'

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

Wind turbine island...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Recycling bottle bank.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Smart Arse Meter

"Woo-hoo!"

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

Renewable Energy

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

A positive and negative view of electric cars.

'I bought it in Windsor - it belonged to the Queen Mum!'

Car on bike.

Recycling container marked 'free stuff'.

"If only fossil fuels had developed sufficiently, we could have taken the car"