Green Energy Fan Gifts

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Solar Frankenstein

I fart more than that!

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Smart Arse Meter

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

A woman waters her plants which include a spider plant, a tiny hydroelectric plant, a tiny coal burning plant, a tiny nuclear plant, and a philodendron.

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

'It's a Dyson wind turbine.'

'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...'

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

Car on bike.

'Now if everyone in Britain drove a car like that, we could save our planet!'

Happiness is iPadding a nature show in surround-smell.

'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'

"The latest weapon of mass destruction invented by the humans is solar powered."

Duracell bunny joins marching drummers

'I don't know what the problem is. I've been using electric cars for years!'

"It's nice, but not quite the electric car I was hoping for."

"Based on those growth rings maybe that branch was only 39 years old, but there's no way the rest of her is."

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

Wind turbine island...

Solar bear.

Man in gas guzzler has a 'Go Green' registration.

Out of gas.