Wind Energy Fan Gifts

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

Windfarm - Pick Your Own: Swearword.

Solar Frankenstein

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

Scientists building a tower

Sandy Floss

'Still having problems finding day care?'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

Networking

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

Windfarm Autumn.

A woman waters her plants which include a spider plant, a tiny hydroelectric plant, a tiny coal burning plant, a tiny nuclear plant, and a philodendron.

A Cumulonim-bus

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

'Look! If I wave these around I can generate electricity!'

'They don't only produce electricity they also help to keep the planet cool.'

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

Ecological electricity

"It's for global cooling."

'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...'

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

Bird's Mimicking the Three Little Pigs,