Alternative Energy Fan Gifts

"We are trying to invent an engine that can run on human gas! There is a endless supply of energy out there!

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Solar Frankenstein

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

Smart Arse Meter

"Woo-hoo!"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

A woman waters her plants which include a spider plant, a tiny hydroelectric plant, a tiny coal burning plant, a tiny nuclear plant, and a philodendron.

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

A man in a hospital bed has his ski boot act as a counterweight for his broken leg.

'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...'

'It's a Dyson wind turbine.'

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

Car on bike.

"The latest weapon of mass destruction invented by the humans is solar powered."

'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'

Duracell bunny joins marching drummers

"If only fossil fuels had developed sufficiently, we could have taken the car"

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

Classic Hybrid

Pedalling Horse Carriage

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

Wind turbine island...

'This little baby runs on solar, electric power, hydrogen, bio-fuel...practically anything but gas!'

Solar bear.

Out of gas.

'Dad, where do they keep their chargers?'