Alternative Transport Fan Gifts

"No wonder Hopkins is never late for work!"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

Ancient taxi

Jasper's Limo Service.

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

Inflatable car

'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'

A man in a hospital bed has his ski boot act as a counterweight for his broken leg.

'Tickets, please.'

A bendy-cow.

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

Cultchah!

The Fantasy Train

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

Pubic transport

Omnibus conductor refering to foreign passengers as 'a couple more Leicester Squares'

Root worker painting a unhappy face on the road.

'Oh, the magic carpets are just for backup.'

Batman getting the subway

Have you tried eating soup on a high speed train?"

It's A Way We Have In The Army.

Pedalling Horse Carriage

'This little baby runs on solar, electric power, hydrogen, bio-fuel...practically anything but gas!'

Giant Crossword out of Window.

'Hi,I'm on the train.'

'Turn right, don't forget to hand signal...'

Pinch starts homeward with the new pupil

"...and if you see anything that 'Isn't Right' on the platform please contact the station staff..."