Alternative Transport Fan Pillows

"No wonder Hopkins is never late for work!"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

Ancient taxi

Jasper's Limo Service.

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

Inflatable car

'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'

A bendy-cow.

'Tickets, please.'

A man in a hospital bed has his ski boot act as a counterweight for his broken leg.

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

Cultchah!

On the buses...I stopped off for a beer and back rub.

Pubic transport

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

Root worker painting a unhappy face on the road.

Omnibus conductor refering to foreign passengers as 'a couple more Leicester Squares'

The Fantasy Train

'Oh, the magic carpets are just for backup.'

Have you tried eating soup on a high speed train?"

Batman getting the subway

"...and if you see anything that 'Isn't Right' on the platform please contact the station staff..."

'Turn right, don't forget to hand signal...'

"Uh...shall I take...your bikes?"

Giant Crossword out of Window.

'Hi,I'm on the train.'

Pinch starts homeward with the new pupil

'This little baby runs on solar, electric power, hydrogen, bio-fuel...practically anything but gas!'

It's A Way We Have In The Army.