Alternative Energy Fan T-Shirts

"We are trying to invent an engine that can run on human gas! There is a endless supply of energy out there!

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Solar Frankenstein

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

Smart Arse Meter

"Woo-hoo!"

A woman waters her plants which include a spider plant, a tiny hydroelectric plant, a tiny coal burning plant, a tiny nuclear plant, and a philodendron.

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

A man in a hospital bed has his ski boot act as a counterweight for his broken leg.

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...'

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

Car on bike.

Duracell bunny joins marching drummers

'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'

"The latest weapon of mass destruction invented by the humans is solar powered."

"If only fossil fuels had developed sufficiently, we could have taken the car"

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

Pedalling Horse Carriage

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

Classic Hybrid

Wind turbine island...

'This little baby runs on solar, electric power, hydrogen, bio-fuel...practically anything but gas!'

Solar bear.

Out of gas.

'Dad, where do they keep their chargers?'

"Now that the kids are grown, I think we should invest in something more economical."