Windy Weather Fan Gifts

'Dinna play golf in your kilt.'

Sandy Floss

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

It's officially spring

A Cumulonim-bus

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

Curling Rocks!

'They don't only produce electricity they also help to keep the planet cool.'

"Sunshine Mixed with Intermittent Burgers."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

Ecological electricity

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

"...Tomorrow's weather....abominable!"

"What's happened to the weather analytical program?" "Frozen solid!"

'I think it's just a bad head cold.'

"Believe me, if you lived around here as long as I have, you'd see plenty of snowflakes that look alike."

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

Sunny desert island next to rainy desert islands.

'It's not as effective as the others but the kids love it.'

"Nothing like that first sweater of the season, 'ay Nance?"

Fish Umbrella

Spring Break

"Ease up on the gas - you're flooding it."

"He's hoping his nose can be used in a cake!"