Sweater Weather Fan Gifts

"Nothing like that first sweater of the season, 'ay Nance?"

Cat Tie

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Diamond outfits

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Relaxing on a sofa

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Sandy Floss

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

It's officially spring

A Cumulonim-bus

French man holding a dish.

Curling Rocks!

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Joe's Tuxedos

'The breakfast meeting, can you spot the deliberate mistake'

Keeping Warm

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

"...Tomorrow's weather....abominable!"

"Why are they called sweatpants if you don't sweat in them?"

"What's happened to the weather analytical program?" "Frozen solid!"

'I think it's just a bad head cold.'

'It's not necessary to dress for dinner, Mr. Griswold.'

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

Sunny desert island next to rainy desert islands.