Sweater Weather Fan Prints

"Nothing like that first sweater of the season, 'ay Nance?"

Cat Tie

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Diamond outfits

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

All dressed up and no place to go

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Sandy Floss

Relaxing on a sofa

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

It's officially spring

A Cumulonim-bus

French man holding a dish.

Curling Rocks!

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Joe's Tuxedos

'The breakfast meeting, can you spot the deliberate mistake'

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

Keeping Warm

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

"Why are they called sweatpants if you don't sweat in them?"

"...Tomorrow's weather....abominable!"

"What's happened to the weather analytical program?" "Frozen solid!"

'I think it's just a bad head cold.'

Sunny desert island next to rainy desert islands.

"Believe me, if you lived around here as long as I have, you'd see plenty of snowflakes that look alike."