Weather Fan Prints

"It appears the cold front from the frozen foods met the warm front from the hot take-out and..."

A Cumulonim-bus

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Penguin Remote

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

ATM withdrawal

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

Sandy Floss

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"And these projections are based solidly on hope, crossed fingers, and fear."

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

"Get ready for a prolonged buzzard of negative ads, snow jobs of epic proportions and massive floods of misleading extremism!"

It's officially spring

Weather forecast.

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

"Sunshine Mixed with Intermittent Burgers."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

igloo smoking zone...

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

'I remember when tea leaves were the state-of-the-art method of forecasting.'

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

"And now for the weather forecast. . . it's cold."