Weather Fan Pillows

"It appears the cold front from the frozen foods met the warm front from the hot take-out and..."

A Cumulonim-bus

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Penguin Remote

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

ATM withdrawal

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

Sandy Floss

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

"Get ready for a prolonged buzzard of negative ads, snow jobs of epic proportions and massive floods of misleading extremism!"

It's officially spring

Weather forecast.

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

"Sunshine Mixed with Intermittent Burgers."

igloo smoking zone...

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

'I remember when tea leaves were the state-of-the-art method of forecasting.'

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

"I'll open my weather app to see if it's snowing."

"...Tomorrow's weather....abominable!"

A jester doing the weather forecast.