Fair Weather Fan Pillows

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Tunnel of love"

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

Sandy Floss

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

It's officially spring

A Cumulonim-bus

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Weather forecast.

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

"Sunshine Mixed with Intermittent Burgers."

Made in Sweden.

"I didn't exactly win it."

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

Vintage Bumper Cars.

'I remember when tea leaves were the state-of-the-art method of forecasting.'

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'