Fair Weather Fan Pillows

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Tunnel of love"

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

Sandy Floss

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

It's officially spring

A Cumulonim-bus

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Weather forecast.

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

"Sunshine Mixed with Intermittent Burgers."

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

Made in Sweden.

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

Vintage Bumper Cars.

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

"I didn't exactly win it."

'I remember when tea leaves were the state-of-the-art method of forecasting.'

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

World-Go-Round

"...Tomorrow's weather....abominable!"