Extreme Weather Fan Pillows

"Sunshine Mixed with Intermittent Burgers."

"Ease up on the gas - you're flooding it."

The last piece of tornado cake

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

Arctic fishing

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

ATM withdrawal

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Sandy Floss

'I'll take ten, please.'

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"Oooo. That's cold."

It's officially spring

A Cumulonim-bus

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is that Professor Crenshaw finally traded in his slide rule for a calculator.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

Together You Could Say We're Bi-Polar

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

"C'mon, Honey - nature is live-streaming tornadoes!"

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

igloo smoking zone...

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

The Sports Fanatic

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

Tony Molesky from the T.V show 'Ice Road Truckers'

Rescuing the Fish in the Flood

"What's happened to the weather analytical program?" "Frozen solid!"

The world's greatest salesman.

'I think it's just a bad head cold.'