Windy Weather Fan Pillows

'Dinna play golf in your kilt.'

Sandy Floss

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

It's officially spring

A Cumulonim-bus

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

Curling Rocks!

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

"Sunshine Mixed with Intermittent Burgers."

'They don't only produce electricity they also help to keep the planet cool.'

Ecological electricity

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

"...Tomorrow's weather....abominable!"

'I think it's just a bad head cold.'

"What's happened to the weather analytical program?" "Frozen solid!"

'It's not as effective as the others but the kids love it.'

Fish Umbrella

"Nothing like that first sweater of the season, 'ay Nance?"

Sunny desert island next to rainy desert islands.

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

"Believe me, if you lived around here as long as I have, you'd see plenty of snowflakes that look alike."

Spring Break

"Ease up on the gas - you're flooding it."